The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a
serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units; code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed
“Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,"
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
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1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin and maker
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
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The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at
fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized
repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously
offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost
of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
It is free to all who apply!
The number to call for repair in all areas
is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload
your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the
Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
JESUS will replace it with:
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1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
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Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Believers' Instruction Before Leaving Earth)
for further details on the use of these fixes.
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**WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and
will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free ONLINE Support or emergency service, call on JESUS.
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**DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
Thank you for your attention, GOD
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Please assist where possible by notifying
others of this important recall notice.
You may contactthe Father any time by "Kneemail"
